Redo: Future RP (sucky titles FTW!!)

"Oh, gosh. You're such a silly boy..."

"I wasn't trying to be funny... I'm serious. It's laughable to think I'm prettier than you. I mean have you seen you? And just- just ask anyone! I'd make one ugly woman."
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"It's still fun to imagine~"
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"I don't think the sense stuck..."

"Oh yes~ he'll regret treating you so badly once your wife is a powerful politician and he needs a favor."
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"Not a whole lot sticks to slime like him."

"An ugly woman, si, it's true, but you make a very handsome man.."

Bryce reached for her hand with a smirk "If you say so...I'd kiss you if I didn't think my lip would split again."
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"or we could just drag all the dirt out on him" he grinned. "I'm sure there is quite the scandal hidden somewhere"
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"I think Leo's learned that... So, this guy will be better"

"I'm sure I could find a few things that look amiss~"
(Aww~ They're so cute when they're planning to abuse power and take revenge~)
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"Maybe..." He frowned. "But this guy smells like laundry soap. All the time. He makes me think of those dolls with the girly hair who wear pink shirts and slacks."

Damaris felt her face heat up. "...You never know if you don't try.."

"I suppose you're right" he smiled crookedly and then hesitantly leaned towards her.
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"His reputation will be ruined~ He'll be put in those trashy little local gossip magazines~"
(yes~<333)
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"Does it really matter what he smells like if Leo likes him?" she smiled "Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't want to go interrupt the date"

"Mmhm~ And you'll be sittin' pretty~"
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"... I thought about it. I just don't like him."

"Trophy husband?~"
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"Was that before or after Leo said he was dating him?"

Damaris got a little excited, and leaned in just enough fo the two of them. She pressed her lips against Bryce's, careful not to bump any teeth, or split any lips.

"Mmhmm~ And I'll spoil you rotten, and buy you expensive plaid shirts and jeans~"
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"I didn't know him until Leo brought him home to meet Mama."

"A plaid suit that will rival even that of Don Cherry~"
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Bryce winced, but luckily his lip didn't split. After a few moments, he pulled back "... I know things are bad between us right now, but I love you"
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"He met your mother? Things must be getting serious then"

Damaris nodded, and pushed his hair from his face. "...I love you, too."

"Oooh, how sexy~ All the ladies will be jealous of me~"
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"Maybe..."

"And I won't give those other ladies the time of day~"
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"Well, people usually don't meet someone's parents unless they're making a commitment..."
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He smiled and he sighed "And... If that means having to apologize to the dumbass Italian guy, I will"

"And I'll have you and your sexy plaid suit allll to myself~"
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"Well, I wanted Felice to meet Mama very soon after we started dating... And I was excited to tell her about you."

"Oh my gosh, there you go." She elbowed him gently. "He's not a dumbass, he was defending his baby brother."

"His brother wasn't even there... He is a dumbass"
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"Maybe I could even break out that kilt again~" he smirked. "...I was going to wear it to the divorce hearing... Just because I know how much you hate it"
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Weisis had tried very hard over the years not to be jealous of Felice. It was completely silly. She knew Salvatore loved her, but she still just wasn't as comfortable in her own skin as she pretended to be. And, Felice was really pretty. Nonetheless, she wasn't about to act out at the mere mention of her name. "I didn't know how to tell my parents I was dating someone, so I just let them meet you. You know how my dad is..."

"Ooh, that'd be kinky~ You should wear that to the wedding. We'll get you a nice black jacket to wear with it. Oh, and knee high socks~" Helen was grinning and obviously (thankfully) joking
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"Well, Leo and I are very close to mama... We want her to get a good look at anyone we date before it gets serious." At least, he sincerely hoped so.

"He's not...what if someone was making fun of Kurt when he wasn't there? As much as you seem to hate him, you'd jump on anyone who'd say something about him, right?"

"I don't even know his brother! I wasn't making fun of him. I was making fun of the gnome because I hate him. It was justified. No one goes after him for treating me the same way"
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"Shall I learn to play the bagpipes as well?~"
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"... What did she think of me then? I mean when she met me?"

"I don't even know why you two hate each other so much. I honestly think it's tearing poor Kurt apart."

"We're never going to like each other... He should just not put us in the same room together if he has to be with him"

She frowned, and reached out to stroke his hair again (Is that like the only thing she does? Damaris likes hair . "...Maybe you shouldn't be."