(Alright, I'm up and no one else is, so I'm just gonna... post... something :] )
Manda was not amused. She'd been standing there holding her kids, watching her loser husband crawl across the road for about an hour now. She was just waiting (and maybe a little bit hoping) for him to get run over. See, kids? This is what happens when you get high... especially on really, really bad weed.
Her 'husband' (if you can call him that) was entirely certain that Elvis had used his magical powers to transform him into a worm, for some divine purpose. Andy was pulling a fish face, and crawling across the road towards a music store. The road was very wide, and there were lots of cars on it. How he had managed to avoid being run over for this long was beyond him... Not that he honestly thought about it too much. The cars all looked like squid to him.
Andy suddenly flopped over, sat up, and waggled his torso in the general direction of a car. "YOU'LL NEVER, LIKE, TAKE ME ALIVE, BROSKI!" and with that, he heroically continued his craw towards the music store with an Elvis poster in the window.
Manda, on the other hand, was pretty fed up with all this nonsense. She groaned, and left with the kids to go find the bus. She was gonna take all the money out of it she could get her hands on (which was a surprisingly decent amount, considering Andy sold as much weed as he smoked), and go spend it all on herself. Maybe get a decent stroller for the kids... Maybe.
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Lychee Macadamia, on the other hand, was in a meeting. He looked much the same as he had when he was a teenager-right down to his constant lack of sleeves and his overgrown bowl cut hair-although he was now speaking much better English. When it became apparent that he would not return to his beloved island, Lychee had moved in with his bro-ister, Dixy, full time. Richard had signed him up for every online class possible, determined to help his brother feel more at home by teaching him everything his new peers knew. It had worked, to a certain extent, and Lychee had discovered an affinity for business. He was now the head of a large and very popular cosmetics company which was simply named 'Goats Milk'.
Today, he wasn't too happy with his company. They'd let an entire batch of Goats Milk Anti-Aging lotion go out without proper labels. That meant mountains and mountains of paperwork for Lychee. He finished up his lecture on the importance of triple checking everything, and sent them on their way.
Lychee settled back into his seat and sighed. Everything was so much simpler when he was stupid...