J.M. Mall RP~

"So famous there will be a new holiday introduced. International Fly Day."

"Thanks" She said with a smug smile as she began to read the new issue of X-Men whilst she waited.

"Do we get the cred for creating it?"

"I think so! And I'm pretty sure they'll let us pick who's going to play us in the official "How International Fly Day was founded" play. That would be adorable, wouldn't it?"

He frowned "just a play... You mean no film? I'm totes Hollywood gorgeous though! So are you!"

May giggled. "Sure, why not? 'The Chronicles of the Dead Fly' Starring, May Killian and Wallace Turner. Sounds promising."

"I know right? It'll open the door to many, many made for TV movies for us to do! ... Cause you know. They'd bring JUST enough fame for things not to get crazy."

"We'd be minor celebrities! And I could advertise my cooking business with that."

"It'll help launch my music career which I will be ultra famous for~"

"The future's bright for us, Wally. And all because of Fly Doe."

"Let's just not forget the little people though~ and the little flies~"

"Little flies... Wally, we could found a fly kindergarten!"

"But aren't little flies like... Maggots?"

"Well, they should get proper care too, so they become fully developed adult flies, don't you think?"

"Yeah, of course! They'll get like... The finest garbage they can eat... And hot nurses to take care of them"

"Hot nurses? ...Wally, they're kids. Why does it matter what the nurses look like?"

"Cause, hot ones... They'll grow up to appreciate them more!"

May laughed. "Figures you'd say that. What a good influence you are to little fly babies."

"Of course I would be! I might break things, but I'm a good boy~"

"Please tell me that 'being a good boy' would mean you don't tell the guy flies the best way to make girl flies like them is by comparing them to car crashes."

"I already told you May! It's poetic!"

"Shakespeare is poetic. That pick-up line is kind of, y'know, offensive."

"Like I said, you just don't get it~"

"Well, let's say I'm your test public. I mean, you use these on girls and I am a girl. If a pick-up line is good, shouldn't it feel like... y'know, a compliment, and not like you're making fun at my face? I mean, Wally, please." She looked at him with a serious face. "Car accident."

He frowned "Well how about... Gurl, you must be tired cause you've been running through my dreams all night~ Is that one any better?"